Air Force One
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney
were flying on Air Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill
out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy".
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied,
"I could throw ten $100.00 bills out of the
window and make ten people very happy".
Cheney added, "That being the case,
I could throw one hundred $10.00
bills out of the window and make a
hundred people very happy".
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes
and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there.
Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window
and make 56 million people very happy".